by Benjamin Anderson
Currency
The true currency
For which all can be bartered
The priceless Scantron
Miracles
Cause to sing aloud
Those miracles from on high
Extended Deadlines
Learning
The love of learning
Is truly discovered when
Class starts after ten
Attention
Get their attention
With these three magical words
Discount for students
Dawn
Better come at dawn
If you hope to find even
The worst parking spot
